OK so I finally recovered from my dog walking fiasco. I am walking up the stairs of the playroom to the kitchen holding a 5 pound frozen roll of dog meat in my hand. I go to step up the last step in the kitchen completely miss the step, and alas I cannot save myself because the moment my foot went to hit that step I was fully committed. I kind of caught myself on the door jam with my elbow, which suffered a little minor de-skinning. Unfortunately the force of my entire body weight hitting that door frame with my elbow caused that arm to rebound and....
....wait for it....
...can you see it coming?...
...if you guessed "socked yourself in the face with a 5 pound tube of frozen dog meat and almost broke your cheekbone/gave yourself a black eye" You are a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!
And that my friends is the danger of the B.A.R.F. diet.
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